interesting burger king stories

• we were once asked to put a burger in a blender because the customer was “trying to watch [her] figure”
• most hilarious thing i have heard in drive-thru: “AWW YEAH IMA GET ME SOME PUSSY TONIGHT!!” after getting his change
• i took orders one night by going “SO TELL ME WHATCHA WANT, WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT”
• someone responded by going “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT” and then placed their order
• that was awesome
• i went through the drive-thru one time when i was home a few years ago and it was 2 AM and the drive-thru person knew me and said “AY YO ROGER YO’ SISTER BE BULLSHITTIN’!”
• i don’t have a sister
• one of the managers who was a big black dude talked about anime all the time and got high in the office
• “that goku shit”