(read the whole fic on AO3!)

i wrote the intro to some homestuck fanfiction im planning on writing to get myself back into the game (the writing game)

its called The Sleepover and its going to be multiple parts, the background is that this is an AU where SBURB never happened and the kids all went to high school and stuff

at the time, theyre all juniors and its fall and theyre trying to plan something to get together for the first time

expect more later, i wrote this this morning. feedback etc. would be appreciated i hope u guys like it……………….

tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo on board Sleepover Planning Central.
turntechGodhead [TG] responded to memo.
TG: sup loopy broad
TT: Hello to you too, Dave.
ectoBiologist [EB] responded to memo.
EB: hi guys!
gardenGnostic [GG] responded to memo.
GG: hello everyone!!!! :D
TT: Okay, good. Everyone is here.
TT: Now we can begin planning in earnest.
TG: whos earnest
TG: who invited him to our sleepover
TG: is he some creepy old guy who is just gonna hella watch us sleep
TG: im not cool with that
TG: thats an invasion of my privacy and i dont appreciate that rose
TT banned TG from responding to memo.
TT: Ah, the sweet sound of silence.
EB: doesn’t dave need to be here to help us plan, rose?
TT: Not entirely.
TT: I’ve already eliminated his apartment as a viable location for this sleepover.
TT: It is too small to accomodate all of us suitably.
TT: Plus, it is full of puppets.
TT: There would be no room to sleep.
EB: still, though!
EB: this is going to be the first time all of us meet.
EB: even if dave is being stupid, i still think he should be here while we plan it.
GG: yeah!!
GG: dave can be weird sometimes but deep down i think he is a really sweet guy
TT: It’s two on one, then.
TT: Fair enough.
TT unbanned TG from responding to memo.
TG: whatd i miss
TT: Nothing.
TT: Especially statements which would serve to inflate your already bloated ego.
TT: There were none of those to be had while you were away.
TG: ok
TG: cool i dont care
TG: now what about this sleepover
TG: you know we cant have it here unless you guys dig snoozing in a pile of plush posteriors
TT: We established that.
EB: okay, so that leaves three places.
TT: Not exactly.
GG: ?
TT: Jade, as much as I would love for you to host it, I doubt your house is a realistic option.
GG: oh… :(
TT: No offense, but I doubt any of us could locate your house on a map, let alone provide the monetary resources required for transportation.
GG: yeah, i guess youre right…
TT: I hate to disappoint you.
GG: no, its ok!! as long as i get to see you guys i dont care where it is! :D
TT: That’s my girl.
TT: By my calculations, that leaves two options: my house and John’s house.
TT: John?
EB: well…
EB: i’m pretty sure my dad would be cool with it!
EB: but my house is pretty small.
EB: how big is your house, rose?
TT: I don’t have a precise number offhand, but it’s fairly large.
TT: Large enough to where there are rooms here I have never been in.
GG: whoa :0
EB: well, same here.
EB: but it’s only one room.
EB: it’s my dad’s room, and i’m not sure i ever want to go in there.
TT: Why?
EB: i’d rather not talk about it, really.
TT: Okay, I understand.
TT: Besides, I can psychoanalyze you in person once we hold this sleepover.
EB: alright!
EB: whatever that means.
TT: So, it’s settled, then?
TT: My house?
TG: yeah i cant wait to sleep on a wizard
GG: sounds good to me!!
EB: i’m cool with that.
TT: Fantastic.
TT: You all already have my address, so that shouldn’t be an issue.
TT: There’s an airport in Ogsdenburg, I believe. I live about twenty miles from there, in Canton. You will probably have to fly in from Albany.
TT: If we can pool together some money, we may be able to afford a rental car.
TT: The sleepover can last however many days we have the car for.
TG: oh man can we get a car just like the one that tied to that airplane from con air i bet john would love the shit out of that
TT: I doubt that’s both possible and affordable.
EB: god, dave.
EB: even though that would be totally awesome and we both know it, that’s still a stupid thing to say.
TG: i know dude i was just yanking your chain
TG: cant you feel these tugs bro
TG: forget i said that
TT: Said what?
TG: exactly awesome
GG: alright, so rose’s house?
GG: when is this going to be?
TT: It needs to be a long stretch of time where we will all be out of school.
TT: I suggest this coming summer.
TT: Even though winter break is coming up, I doubt you three will want to weather the weather.
EB: it’s fine, it gets pretty cold in seattle, too.
TG: if we get cold i can just start some sick fires and well be fine
TG: ill be sure to pack some surgical masks
TG: also rose we may have to quarantine your house
TG: the last thing i wand to do is start an epidemic
GG: does it snow where you live, rose?
TT: Often.
GG: :0!!!
GG: rose i have never seen snow before! will it snow during your winter break?
TT: I would bet my life on it.
GG: rose we have to have this during winter break!!! i want to play with you guys in the snow
TT: How can I say no to that?
TT: Alright, we will take a vote.
TT: All in favor of a sleepover at my house during winter break, say aye.
EB: aye!
GG: aye!!!
TG: nose
TT: Democracy is wonderful.
TT: It’s settled, then.
TT: We can iron out the dates once we figure out transportation.
TT: I’m more than willing to help defray some of the costs, seeing as I have no traveling to do.
TT: That said, I do look forward to finally meeting you all.
EB: me too! this is going to be so awesome.
GG: yeah!!! :D
GG: i can’t wait
TG: is earnest still coming
TT banned TG from responding to memo.
TT: See you all soon.
TT closed memo.