YEAH!!!!!!!! i am not ash. i am red (video game...
You have no idea how relevant this is to my life.
And so, Troy and Abed went back to the dormitory for a viewing of ‘Marmaduke.’...– George Takei, closing tonight’s Community episode (via inothernews)
At this Roger raised one leg and farted loudly, and swore that it was of more...– My Medevial History textbook (not sure how to react to this)
OH MY GOD ALWAYS SUNNY
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbluh this is the weirdest plotline
a web full of flaming irons and mixed metaphors:... →
cuttlefishculler: -adiostoreador: centaurstesticle: -adiostoreador: startswithtwo: cuttlefishculler: ungun: when I can chat anytime recording voicewise will have to wait for tuesdays/thursdays though anyone else have any R-ESTRICTIONS? Perfect because I’m… i havve legitimately wwon a rap battle and i listen to kanye wwest all the time
I think we should do a rap battle RP memo one day
startswithtwo: apocalypsearisen: startswithtwo: ungun: cuttlefishculler: Like, with everyone it would be incredibadly wondertarded oh my god this would be amazing and I wish I could rap then it must be sung 0ut l0ud and rec0rded perhaps YES YES YES YES YES YES YES AND ALSO YES sign me up, i am known to drop wicked rhymes on a dime
MAN WHY YOU EVEN GOT TO DO A THING:... →
largeautomobile: fireking: largeautomobile: youtothank: People are crowding around him to take a picture with him. What are you DOING? YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING the burger king is fucking terrifying his burgers are delicious but I suspect “human souls” are an essential ingredient or something i spent a year… holy shit (I am now wondering if the only way to become the king is to kill...
largeautomobile: youtothank: People are crowding around him to take a picture with him. What are you DOING? YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING the burger king is fucking terrifying his burgers are delicious but I suspect “human souls” are an essential ingredient or something i spent a year and a half of my life working at burger king. one of the rules in the employee handbook went something like: ...
remember how aradia was pestering rose. DOES ROSE BLOW UP ARADIA TOO????????
Ford Prefect: How do you feel?
Arthur Dent: Like a military academy...bits of me keep on passing out.
I don’t want to die now. I’ve still got a headache. I don’t...– Arthur Dent
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there...– Life, the Universe, and Everything (Douglas Adams)
my own answer to the question i posted earlier is well like i feel like martin freeman had a great amount of potential (his delivery of the “Thursday” line is brilliant) but simon jones has a greater amount of (mostly great!) material to judge and basically wins almost by default also martin freeman was cast as bilbo baggins in the hobbit movie which is Interesting
Ford! There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us...– Arthur Dent
AND NOW, A QUESTION FOR ARTHUR DENT THURSDAY
who was a better arthur dent simon jones or martin freeman?
The regular early morning yell of horror was the sound of Arthur Dent waking up...– Life, the Universe, and Everything (Douglas Adams)
i like arthur dent thursday, guys
Ford Prefect: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Arthur Dent: Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.
‘This Arthur Dent,’ comes the cry from the furthest reaches of the...– So Long, and Thanks for All The Fish (Douglas Adams)
ARTHUR DENT THURSDAY CONTINUES
Arthur Dent: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen.
Mr. Prosser: Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?
Arthur Dent: How much?
Mr. Prosser: None at all.
Ford, you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.– Arthur Dent
effsie: did i mention eridan is my favvourite DEAL WW IT it’s official: eridan is me in sea-dwelling hipster troll form DEAL WW IT
It must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.– Arthur Dent
It’s like they heard somebody over here was handing out asses, and...– Andrew Hussie, narrating the most recent Homestuck update (the magnificent bastard)
okay, that's it, i've decided.
going to cosplay as Eridan for AZ 2011. he’s the troll i can easily relate to (he has all of the relationship problems. all of them. i share them.) and also i am not wound up enough to be karkat, too forward to be tavros, not enough of a juggalo to be gamzee, not strong enough to be equius, and i don’t have enough mind honey to be sollux. i might go as eridan one day and maybe john or...
(btw the “you” in my last post is plural, all of you guys can bug me about my book!) BACK TO JAPANESE HOMEWORK
kattata-deactivated20110430-dea asked: WHAT
IS PICTURE IMPERFECT?
IS PICTURE IMPERFECT?
tonight looks like fun
- butt-tons of Japanese homework - 3 tutoring logs and some other stuff - Read The Cherry Orchard at some point - Get enough sleep going to try to fit in “Write Chapter 16 of Picture Imperfect” in there somewhere. almost done, guh. (also if you are one of my 15 beautiful followers who doesn’t know what Picture Imperfect is, throw something at my ask box)
> roommate is not here > blast green day > air guitar like a motherfucker > feel like a 14-year-old again
Glub glub. 38): this is a post about feelings so... →
cuttlefishculler: kattisu: solitarycadence: ungun: cuttlefishculler: I’m finding it really hard not to post about how i’m feeling about stuff and all lately When I joined the Homestuck fandom, I didn’t use to have that problem because I thought I’d just feel worse when no one paid much attention to it But lately I see people doing it and feeling better and I… omg don’t worry we all...
i am reviving my MSN career because of the Trollian add-on. SO COOL. however everybody i talked to on it years ago is like gone forever. SO I’M GOING TO POST MY MSN HERE FOR ALL 14 OF MY BEAUTIFUL FOLLOWERS: email@example.com PCHOOOOOOOO
sitting in my history lecture
talking about the soviet union and all i can think about is the “JOHN = HAMMERKIND; KARKAT = SICKLEKIND” mindfuck
Now Suzie Skrew had a partner named Sasha. Thumper I remember her number like...– -Andre 3000 “Da Art of Storytellin Pt. 1” (via condoucheious)